Cancer Horoscopes, the Year 2020: Summary/preview of the year ahead for the zodiac sign Cancer.
Hi Cancer,
Stop complaining and listen to me.
This could sound shocking to you but your crocodile tears won’t make up for your mistakes.
Crying will only ruin your make up and dehydrate you: we all know how much you care for appearance and perfect skin.
Whatever happened also remember that people don’t want to listen to you whining about it for days and give you advice you won’t follow anyway because you only want attention.
Book a holiday and leave us alone for a while, please.
Come back when you understand that not everyone has your sensitiveness and your crush probably didn’t even notice you were gone.
Get over it and go on to the next weirdo. They are all waiting for you to save them and write poetry about love in your messy and lunatic head.
Cancer: LOVE — gettin’ lucky?
I don’t think so. By definition you are never lucky in love affairs.
Wanna know why?
You sabotage yourself all the time and you are too lazy.
You expect everyone to just realize how you feel about them without saying a word and you get angry when they don’t. Come on! What planet do you Iive in?
Romance tip: get a pet. They can’t let you down.
Cancer: WORK — money money
Despite all of it, you are smart and you care about what you do, even though you can get really stubborn sometimes and touchy.
You get also get stuck and lack initiative or ambition: don’t worry, it won’t last long.
The important thing is not to cry and hide in your shell.
Career advice: don’t play victim when it’s not necessary and stop emotionally manipulating people to get what you want, it can be really annoying and counterproductive.
Cancer: WELL-BEING — relax don’t do it
In your case, do it.
Don’t relax too much or you will start getting lost in nostalgic thoughts and fairytales.
Get to work and results will come.
Leave your mom alone and build your own confidence.
You will thank me one day.
Lifestyle suggestion: we can’t read your mind and even if we could, we would be afraid to do it. Reflect on this.
Illustrations by Ivo Varbanov.
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