Pisces Horoscopes, the Year 2020: Summary/preview of the year ahead for the zodiac sign Pisces.
Earth calling Pisces.
Yes! Are you listening, you crazy mess?
You are the 12th and last sign of the zodiac: that is where all your problems started and your tears, too.
Please stop your daily crying session and listen to these words: people say you have a bit of every other sign and this is the reason why you appear like an unstable and hysteric little freak.
Oh but that is not true, dear.
Yeah, I am only saying this so you won’t be hurt and you won’t hold it against me for centuries to come.
You get hurt too easily, my love. You are too sensitive and take every single thing too personally.
Please, worry less.
Who are we kidding, guys? I am a Pisces and insulting myself is hurting me right now.
I even cry when I watch a dog get hit in a movie.
How can we not worry if a person is rude to us in the subway? Where did all the kindness in this world go?
By the way, I lost the point of what I was saying… well, never mind.
Pisces: LOVE — gettin’ lucky?
Stop looking through old pictures and memory boxes, you will only get melancholic and whiny about life. Try to shine more and you will glow outside, too.
Romance tip: remember that not everyone has the same way of expressing their feelings and that daydreaming about something doesn’t make it true. Act about it.
Pisces: WORK — money money
Focus. Now. You have things to do, deadlines to respect, do not look at that cute butterfly on you windowsill. I beg you.
Career advice: make more lists and try finish at least one everyday.
Pisces: WELL-BEING — relax don’t do it
Clean head, clean life. In your case, don’t relax too much.
YES! Everybody hates you.
Lifestyle suggestion: please stop believing that everybody hates you. It will only stress you out and make you nervous and aggressive.
Illustrations by Ivo Varbanov.
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