Scorpio Horoscopes, the Year 2020: Summary/preview of the year ahead for the zodiac sign Scorpio.
Scorpio season starts right before Halloween and do you know why? Because you are scary, man.
Yes, scary to everyone, but not to me. I know you by now: you are the first one who’s afraid of your own craziness and mood shifts. My mother is both Scorpio sun and rising, so listen to me. I am a survivor and a Scorpio rising as well.
I might have some advice for you.
Are you willing to pay attention or are you going to pretend there is nothing bad about your behavior?
You want to be alone but at the same time you hate everyone because they actually leave you alone.
You are either quiet or you talk endlessly and get mad when people don’t keep up with you.
You cry and curse someone one day and then love them passionately the next.
Are you a living contradiction?
You think you are the best, but you hate yourself because you feel different from everybody.
You are not different, my friend. You are insane.
But what would we do without you?
Probably live more serenely.
Scorpio: LOVE — gettin’ lucky?
Oh man, don’t get me started. What is love for you? Obsession and indifference at the same time, probably.
You might find the right one. As long as you look for a copy of yourself.
No one could ever give you the kind of intense love you crave.
So buy some ice cream and throw it away right after because you hate ice cream.
Romance tip: tell them you are a Scorpio at the first date.
Scorpio: WORK — money money
You procrastinate for a month and then do it all in one night because you had a sudden flash of inspiration.
That might work, but usually doesn’t.
Career advice: organize your time better. You could do wonders.
Scorpio: WELL-BEING — relax don’t do it
Revenge is stressful, it is as simple as that. Try decreasing your vindictive spirit and transfer it all into a new obsession.
A good one: knitting, cooking, meditating or yoga (if you can and are not kicked out by the instructor during the first lesson because you can’t relax).
Lifestyle suggestion: drop the stalking on social media.
Illustrations by Ivo Varbanov.
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